A Rough Day at the Office

Shit. I am absolutely filthy, smell like gunpowder and sweat, have a burn on my back where a hot cartridge case got into my collar, and scrapes on my elbows and knees from spending the past hour crawling around on the ground. Where in the hell did I put those knee pads? Plus, a have a fucking cut under my eye where the rear sight recoils into my face every time I fire the M16. This place really, really sucks. Didn’t get much work done this morning - I am going to take a shower.