IP hand signals
IP stands for Iraqi Police, a type of National Police Force they have
here. They drive around mostly in pick up trucks, terrorizing everyone
within range. Their typical reaction to coming under fire is called
"spray and pray," where they fire widely and pray to hit something.
Here are some standard IP hand signals.
Aim for the ass.
Shut up a second
You first.
Jesus Christ! they're shooting at us.
Shit, I think he was on our side.
My bad.
here. They drive around mostly in pick up trucks, terrorizing everyone
within range. Their typical reaction to coming under fire is called
"spray and pray," where they fire widely and pray to hit something.
Here are some standard IP hand signals.
Aim for the ass.
Shut up a second
You first.
Jesus Christ! they're shooting at us.
Shit, I think he was on our side.
My bad.
posted by KAB at 12:02 PM
3 Comments:
Ok - this cracked me up for some reason. I was in the library viewing the blog and couldn't stop laughing at this. Too funny!!!
Oh - would the IP really say, "Jesus Christ"? Wouldn't it be "Allah Fucking Akbar!" or something like that??
Well, we don't really know what they say. We try to figure it out by context and facial expression, mostly.
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