Wednesday, December 06, 2006

IP hand signals

IP stands for Iraqi Police, a type of National Police Force they have
here. They drive around mostly in pick up trucks, terrorizing everyone
within range. Their typical reaction to coming under fire is called
"spray and pray," where they fire widely and pray to hit something.

Here are some standard IP hand signals.

Aim for the ass.

Shut up a second

You first.

Jesus Christ! they're shooting at us.

Shit, I think he was on our side.

My bad.


Blogger lalavoie said...

Ok - this cracked me up for some reason. I was in the library viewing the blog and couldn't stop laughing at this. Too funny!!!

December 08, 2006 12:32 PM  
Blogger lalavoie said...

Oh - would the IP really say, "Jesus Christ"? Wouldn't it be "Allah Fucking Akbar!" or something like that??

December 09, 2006 1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, we don't really know what they say. We try to figure it out by context and facial expression, mostly.

December 12, 2006 12:09 AM  

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